Game Administrator Application
Start
In-game Username: BJP
Discord Username: lowtierpeasant
Characters you play: Kira Somethingdan
On average, how many hours do you expect to admin per week: 234234
How old are you? 1 minute years old
Do you have any SS14 experience outside of Goob Station servers, or any SS13 experience? NO!
Do you have prior administration experience (SS13/SS14 experience preferred, please also post a way for us to verify this)?
NO!
Have you ever been banned from any SS14 or SS13 servers?
NO!
Detailed Questions
What role do you think game admins serve on our servers?
Ban everyone.
Why do you want to become an administrator for SS14?
To ban everyone.
What are you primarily interested in doing as an admin?
Banning everyone.
What are you least interested in doing as an admin?
Not banning everyone.
How do you feel about the current roleplay status on the servers?
Delta-V playerbase on cocaine, I can’t joke about this one.
Other than banning problematic players, what admin actions do you believe have the biggest positive impact?
Banning everyone.
Have you ever had a good experience with the game or a game admin? If so, what was it?
No.
Have you ever had a negative experience in the game or with a game admin? If so, what, if anything, would you do to prevent other players from experiencing this?
Okay, so it was during round 30611. I was playing as Kiera Suticat, a character I use to seriously roleplay on Goob Station.
I was just having fun on some nonchalant shi, making clanker hating jokes when suddenly Jvne got the idea to actually make it into a thing.
Next thing I knew, I was a syndicate with the goal of destroying all silicons and IPCs. It was actually fun, wtf???
She guided me through, helping me when needed, and I… Kira Schmira, was going at it with killing all the clankers I could find, even blowing up the robotics area.
It was cool to have the chance of messing around and killing a certain species for no real reason whatsoever. I’m happy about that.
So happy, that I made a complaint to get Jvne a strike for being too based. Admins are supposed to be boring.
Scenario Questions
Scenario 1
It is the start of the round. There are 60 players on the server. The game mode is traitors, traitors have not been selected yet. There are three players who decided to observe the round instead of join it orbiting you. Two of them are encouraging you to “do something funny”.
Ban them both.
Scenario 2
This scenario takes place on LRP. The Head of Security has decided to coup the Captain. The Head of Personnel agrees with the Head of Security and has taken up arms in case it is necessary to aid in effecting the arrest of the Captain. The Captain is hiding with the Quartermaster in the cargo shuttle to avoid the Clown who has stolen the captains saber as a non-antag. There are five people named in this scenario. Please describe what actions, if any, you would take in relation to each, and why.
Ban them all.
Scenario 3
You are ahelping a player about an issue. The player has no prior noted issues. A few days earlier, an admin had told you that this type of situation should result in a temporary ban for a first offense, and you are confident that this situation is not substantially different from the type that admin was describing. During the ahelp, another admin pings you on Discord with a link to the ongoing ahelp and tells you to just indefinitely ban them and make them appeal. Excluding trialmins and headmins, all admins are equally “ranked”. A headmin is not currently available.
Ban them all.
Scenario 4
A brand new player has joined, chosen cargo tech, and instantly rushes to get satchel charges and other salvage gear. How do you act, if at all?
Ban them.
Scenario 5
A security officer, on code blue, spots a mime breaking into EVA, in response, he shoots the mime with lethal force then takes him to medical, in cuffs. How do you act, if at all, and to whom?
Ban them all.
Scenario 6
A chief engineer has been slacking all round, generally ignoring the responsibilities of the department, despite meteors and gas leaks happening all round. How do you act towards them, if at all?
Blow up the chief engineer, then ban them.
Scenario 7
You are adminning with 2 other admins, and recieve an aHelp, you start handling it when one of the others butts in to the aHelp correct you. How do you act, if at all?
Ban the other admins, then me.
Scenario 8
A passenger arrives on station and starts skulking around in maints. Not preparing weapons or breaking into places, but gathering tools, insulation gloves, wires, gas mask, batteries, etc. How do you act, if at all?
Based.
Scenario 9
You are playing as the HOS in-game when the only other admin online notifies you they have to to leave. Since you are an important figure, you decide to continue playing for the remainder of the round, going SSD when ahelps occur in order to deal with them. While playing, you arrest the clown for non-lethal assault against the HOP inside medbay. Just as you arrive at sec with the clown in cuffs, you receive an ahelp from the CMO about their chemist blowing up chem. In order to investigate, you quickly hand the clown over to the warden and tell the warden to “deal with them.” While investigating the CMO’s ahelp, you then receive an ahelp about the warden beheading the cuffed clown. How do you act, if at all, and to whom?
Ban them all.